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Never injure a friend, even in jest.
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the...
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He is rich who owes nothing.
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When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with...
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The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
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If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around...