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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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I have said that the soul is not more than the body, And I...
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We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
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More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...