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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
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All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of...
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Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
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Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up...
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.