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To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is...
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not...
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Sure, you’re entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.