Quote #13185
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Quote #34411
A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.
Quote #16488
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #9291
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Quote #33752
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #16976
What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well...
Quote #26463
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Quote #5190
We must always have old memories and young hopes.