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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...
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Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...
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When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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Only strength can cooperate. Weakness can only beg.
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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that...
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Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
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Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.