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Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and...
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We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.