Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #61
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Quote #2565
Truth is shorter than fiction.
Quote #9414
Behold, how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity.
Quote #30852
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #30988
When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
Quote #11771
You give but little when you give of your posessions. It is when you...