Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,”...
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Quote #14989
In every dispute between parent and child, both cannot be right, but they may...
Quote #206
The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Quote #13187
When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the American flag.
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
Quote #6788
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #15642
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.