Quote #265
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Quote #6555
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
Quote #34282
Do not fight verbosity with words speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Quote #18317
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
Quote #11212
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Quote #31650
Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
Quote #30305
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
Quote #10260
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #18155
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.