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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #19346
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #33412
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #16466
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Quote #7772
Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...