Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #11369
Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
Quote #16618
To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems...
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #32132
Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #21233
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #22429
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.