Quote #159
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Quote #7545
Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #22564
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #8664
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #10164
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my...
Quote #2495
A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...