Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #19040
It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #4424
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Quote #2517
I married beneath me – all women do.
Quote #30801
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
Quote #25595
Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
Quote #33448
Never… ever suggest they don’t have to pay you. What they pay for, they’ll...
Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Quote #18079
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...