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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his...
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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
Quote #17384
What is not fully understood is not possessed.
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
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Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not...
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...