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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...
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We are different from previous generations of conservatives. We are no longer working to...
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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....
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You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo...
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If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet...
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There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...