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If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow.
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Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are...
Quote #22049
Time is the fire in which we burn.
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We rise in glory as we sink in pride.
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the...
Quote #34520
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
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It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...