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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
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What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another
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Our way is not soft grass, it’s a mountain path with lots of rocks....
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #24354
The source of the famous Golden Rule. Many famous lines were variations on this...