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An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
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In whatever position you find yourself determine first your objective.
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What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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The happy person is the one who finds occasions for joy at every step....