Quote #20888
Since Cleopatra died, I have liv’d in such dishonour that the gods Detest my...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #24390
He who angers you conquers you.
Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #33720
Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
Quote #28579
People change and forget to tell eachother.