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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute.
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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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“He means well” is useless unless he does well.
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
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Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else,...