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Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it’s...
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Loving is misery for women always. I shall never forgive God for making me...
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished...
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Our children change us?whether they live or not.
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There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my...