Quote #848
Solutions are not the answer.
Quote #11212
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Quote #30359
Nothing is beautiful, only man on this piece of navety rests all aesthetics, it...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1079
Just think, IBM and DEC in the same room, and we did it.
Quote #29861
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #3085
Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Quote #9294
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
Quote #33011
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.