Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #27191
Rowing is a sport for dreamers. As long as you put in the work,...
Quote #8085
Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
Quote #17534
Let us have justice, and then we shall have enough liberty
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #4889
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I...
Quote #29672
Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
Quote #21763
Years and sins are always more than owned.