Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it...
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
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Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
Quote #6788
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
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Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
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The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader,...
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No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people...
Quote #11214
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
Quote #24151
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...