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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
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Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.