Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #3673
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #34122
Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6108
Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had...
Quote #8097
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
Quote #12294
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
Quote #26092
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
Quote #12808
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.