Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #22771
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #975
Streets full of water; please advise.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Beat a man with the strength of you argument, not with the strength of...
Quote #6248
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid...
Quote #11338
Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
Quote #18401
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...