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I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
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Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
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It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to...
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Believe me The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from...
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.