Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #15860
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a...
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #21132
Our task is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix...
Quote #22119
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #662
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #2699
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #32564
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.