Quote #3893
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #9472
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #16216
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not...
Quote #29825
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
Quote #21648
Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
Quote #23998
Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
Quote #9558
“Think as I think” said the man, “or you are abominable. You are a...