Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
Quote #10209
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Quote #31051
All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...
Quote #16211
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his...
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #28976
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Quote #25898
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Quote #16042
Everyone is wise until he speaks.
Quote #4475
Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...