Quote #9553
Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #8420
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
Quote #22180
If you see a whole thing – it seems that it’s always beautiful. Planets,...
Quote #13695
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #16417
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #15437
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
Quote #3465
… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...