Quote #2190
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is...
Quote #18845
Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart...
Quote #14787
I believe that if we really want human brotherhood to spread and increase until...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #3736
Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his...
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #7915
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #7737
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...