Quote #15385
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
Quote #3107
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
Quote #9729
When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other,...
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #21465
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #18088
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #23011
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...
Quote #5934
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.