Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #3984
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #3160
Who begins too much accomplishes little.
Quote #1216
You see things, and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were,...
Quote #22805
He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
Quote #24569
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable...
Quote #2592
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Quote #10363
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.