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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It’s a bum’s life. The principal...
Quote #22450
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
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A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have...
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Girls should be brought up to be comrades and helpers, not to be dolls....
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #6824
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...