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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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Friends are treasures.
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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
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The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.