Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
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When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they...
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #34729
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #10193
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.
Quote #31275
Early in my business career I learned the folly of worrying about anything. I...
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
Quote #33135
All these years I’ve been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I...