Quote #1497
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only...
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #23894
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #15028
There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.
Quote #15932
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
Quote #30065
Flowers feed the soul.
Quote #11921
Fools rush in and get the best seats.