Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #15269
Whenever I hear people talking about “liberal ideas,” I am always astounded that men...
Quote #12807
He that seeks trouble never misses.
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #22289
Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
Quote #23695
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
Quote #26830
There never was night that had no morn.
Quote #33626
Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He...
Quote #17936
…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which...