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I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
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Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
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What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what...
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To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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Many admire, few know.
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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...