Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #22920
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
Quote #11851
Apathy isn?t it. We can do something. So flower power didn?t work. So what....
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #19257
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end....
Quote #13611
Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...
Quote #14203
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #4661
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
Quote #9237
But already it is time to depart, for me to die, for you to...
Quote #2683
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...