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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...
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Don’t limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
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The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect....
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When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
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Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every...
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No one can possibly know what is about to happen it is happening, each...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23738
Adversity cause some men to break others to break records.