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I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired,...
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough God has given you one...
Quote #11233
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
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We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
Quote #699
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #34336
Chris says it’s all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there’s...
Quote #3556
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like...