Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Quote #5402
I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #19014
Those who would administer wisely must, indeed, be wise, for one of the serious...
Quote #17848
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #22652
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #10717
The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity...
Quote #22679
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.