Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #28530
No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
Quote #18396
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #27357
People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.
Quote #5450
A good home must be made, not bought.
Quote #13054
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Quote #8099
All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one...
Quote #25761
Forget the past and live the present hour.
Quote #5838
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed.
Quote #33446
If the truth doesn’t save us, what does that say about us