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Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
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That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
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This hath not offended the king.
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If we don’t know life, how can we know death
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We live at the level of our language. Whatever we can articulate we can...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
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The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
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Read much, but not many books.