Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #5679
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #3060
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #30443
When you’re 50 you start thinking about things you haven’t thought about before. I...
Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #3674
I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first.