Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #3862
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #15515
Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...
Quote #7918
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Quote #32080
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,...
Quote #13605
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
Quote #809
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Quote #28990
This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend’s home I came across...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #28533
I’m going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose.